Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men – when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.
At first the two thugs couldn’t believe their luck when they came across the two cage fighters out all on their lonesome, decked out in “wigs, short skirts and high heels”. Now the two thugs are spooked for life.
When you’re fixing to beat up on two transvestites and they morph into cage fighters, you know you didn’t kiss a frog. You also know you’re shit out of luck.
I really cracked myself up over this one.